May 2013
uoa:
My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl
unironicgoth:
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
friskygrandma:
but maybe, underneath it all, i am a hollaback girl
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
vvierd:
vvierd:
do you ever look in a mirror and think why.…
am i so perfect
dorkbowl:
[has own nudes framed on the mantlepiece]
fatwink:
sext: firmly grasp it
tastemygayrainbow:
what i would really like right now is someone to make out with.
koolaidicecubes:
gayleaf:
I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
*has angry sex with the hole*
dansecondchannel:
“What are you doing this weekend?” “What are you doing this summer?” “What are you doing with your life?”
hypnus:
maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die
bigasseyesfullawonder:
things my grandchildren are going to hear me say
yo
lil nigga
chicken nugger
swiggity swag what’s in the bag
bitch i might be
holla holla get dolla
swaggy
bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
ding dong that is wrong
things i never wanted my grandchildren to hear me say
yo
lil nigga
chicken nugger
swiggity swag what’s in the bag
bitch i might be
holla holla get...
canadumb:
thinsiqnificant:
canadumb:
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
plantkitten:
idk if you say possessive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you
hinduhearthrob:
oscill8wildly:
milktree:
you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
i need this printed on a t-shirt
me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what